Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Death and Spider-Man

Spoilers for Walking Dead, Y and Watchmen, but if you haven't read them I pity you. 
There are only two mediums where death is looked at as an inconvenience. Soap Operas and Comic Books, and since I know absolutely nothing about Soaps I’m going delve into my least favorite aspect of comic deaths. For most it’s the longevity of death. The fact that the character you’re watching bleed out will be ready for action in a year or two. For me, it’s the fact that we need 5 months of previews, 4 tie in comics, 3 press releases, 2 national headlines, and a partridge in a pear tree to announce the death of a character, before they even die.  

Death, especially in the Marvel and DC comic universe has lost any and all impact it originally held. When a story arc is called “The Death of Spider-Man” the surprise is kinda ruined. Telling us that a character is going to die ahead of the time not only ruins the story the author is creating, but it also takes away any emotion we should feel from the loss.

When I found out Spidey was next to hit the bucket I distanced myself from him emotionally. Which isn’t fair to the character or Bendis who has shaped him to be the great guy he is. I’m not saying that writers should rely on the shock of a death to form a good story, but I’m not denying that good shocking death used in the right context can propel a story to the next level.  

This is why comics that fall out of the direct line of Marvel and DC have me gripped. In Walking Dead there is no way that Kirkman was going to tell you Tyrese was dying months before it happens. When I picked up the issue, I didn’t know, and I had to watch the slow agonizing process knowing he wasn’t coming back from a good solid decapitation. Comics like Walking Dead, Watchmen, Y:The Last Man, and many more have impacted me greatly with character death, when they weren’t even my favourite characters, but when ultimate Spidey, one of my all time favourites died, it didn’t feel the same at all.
Sure part of it was because they weren’t coming back, but it was mostly due to the fact that their death wasn’t shoved in my face beforehand. It happened out of the blue. It felt real. 

For Marvel and DC death is a gimmick, and I’m usually okay with gimmicks. Whatever keeps my favorite industry in business I’m up for, but when it ruins the experience for the fans that have been supporting the industry for years? I’m less sympathetic. 

Nothing stays on the brain like a shocking unexpected death. This is true in real life and it’s also true in fiction. No big lead up. No huge event crossover. No blatantly telling me. If you’re going to kill something I love. Do it right. 

yeah, like that

Sunday, November 6, 2011

A Quick Bat-Note

I was re-reading Scott Snyder's amazing run on Detective Comics when I came across this panel.
 

 Batman sounds like a cross between a hipster and a small child trying to one up another small child.

On a side note the hardcover for this run will be out at the end of November. It's called the black mirror I highly recommend picking it up. This is how I feel about the author Scott Snyder:


He was awesome enough to respond.


If I ever have children I don't think I will be as proud of them as I am that tweet.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

DCU 52 4: Live Free or Relaunch


Blue Beetle
Well I love Jaime I’d just rather see him with the JSI. Also one time the Scarab made a South Park reference…if that could happen again it would just be peachy.

Suicide Squad
Many important changes are being made in the DCU, and none more important than turning Harley Quinn into a slutty clown who won’t be able to move without a boob slip

Legion Lost/Legion of Superheroes
I’ve never been much of a Legion fan, but Legion Lost looks interesting, I’ll probably stay away from LoS.

Teen Titans
What are they doing to these characters?? Why is Cassie a thief?? At least Tim has a domino mask, but I’m not happy this is his prominent series.

Static Shock
I could go for this, but as usual I will make my prerequisite complaint about how Tim deserves his own series more.

Hawk and Dove
This is a series I’m looking forward to since Birds of Prey is jumping the shark(jumping the King Shark?) This is going to be the most prominent versions of Hawk and Dove I’ve ever been exposed to.

Action Comics
Grant Morrison you say? This should be awesome. I’ll just probably have to read it 4 times to understand it.

Superman
I wish George Perez was writing and illustrating, but I’ll take George Perez in anything.

Supergirl
“the same powers as Superman and none of his affection for the people of Earth”. Great, once we finally have a set version of Kara’s personality we have to shake it up again. Plus what is with the knee-less boots? Actually ….I kinda like them.

Superboy
Another series where it looks like they will change the character a lot. Boo. Again Tim Drake series > Superboy.

Stormwatch
I hope the DC characters plays nice with the new Wildstorm people. They’re new you know.

Blackhawks
This looks pretty cool actually, but I’d want at least an appearance by Zinda Blake

Sgt Rock and the Men of War
No, this is not Call of Duty

All-Star Western
I really should start reading Jonah Hex eh. But I do prefer my westerns to be in space.

Deathstroke
COOL. Uniforms slightly confusing. But, COOL.

Grifter
I don’t know who this is….. Deadpool?

OMAC
I’d like to end on a strong note but I literally can’t form an opinion on OMAC. So. Yeah.  

Friday, July 15, 2011

DCU 52 3: Man Part Two had an Awesome Rhyme Scheme


  
Green Lantern
After seeing the Green Lantern movie a GOOD GL story is welcome.

Green Lantern Corps
I love Kyle. That is all.

Green Lantern: The New Guardians
I don’t know why we need four GL series, but again I don’t question Batman when he has ten titles so I owe this a chance.

Red Lanterns
This is like the bad boy equivalent to the nice guy Green Lanterns. As a female I am by law required to ditched Green Lantern and go for the Red Lanterns, their motorcycles, and devil-may-care attitudes. It may be wrong but it FEELS SO RIGHT.

Batman
Scott Snyder yeah yeah

Detective Comics
Something feels so wrong about renumbering a series that was in its 800’s. I feel dirty reading it, and not in a good way.

Batman & Robin
Although I love the Dick and Damien dynamic, I look forward to seeing how Bruce deals with the little shit. I also look forward to Bruce inevitably punting him off a bridge and then punching Talia in the face for letting such a monstrosity exist in the world.

Batman: The Dark Knight
Slightly darker and knight-ier than the other titles

Batwoman
Oh hey this thing still exists? Well, if it actually comes out I’ll buy it, but I’m not holding out hope.

Catwoman
I’m sad to see the loss of Gotham City Sirens but I think its time for our favorite good-bad girl (bad-good girl?)  to regain her own title.

Birds of Prey
Well I already have lowered expectations for this series since DC has decided to take away all the characters that made the series great in the first place, unless that one blonde is Black Canary, but seriously is that Black Canary?

Batgirl
Love Gail, love Babs. I know there is controversy but it’s Gail freaking Simone. You know you’re going to love it.

Nightwing
What was wrong with blue?? I mean seriously, red? Who is he, Tim Drake?

Red Hood & the Outlaws
Is this book about 3 gingers taking their revenge on the population of the earth for all their ginger hating? If not, don’t you wish it was?

Batwing
Team Nightrunner. All. The. Way.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

DCU Overview 2: Electric Boogaloo

  
Aquaman
I’m not going to miss Johns working his magic on Arthur like he did for Hal. And I will pay double if they bring back the badass beard!

The Flash
I can’t think of anything clever to say. I just want to read this.

The Fury of Firestorm
The fantastic creative team plus the dynamic between Ronnie and Jason will make me 3 dollars poorer. You better buy this shit.

The Savage Hawkman
Fuck that guy. Boo hoo I can never be with my true love. Go write in your journal and cry along to Simple Plan. I bet your parents don’t understand you either, do they Hawkman?

Green Arrow
I think this series should be about a large investigation into why no one who saw Green Arrow and Oliver Queens beard ever made the connection that they were the same person.

Justice League International
After how amazing the Generation Lost series was, this is one of the new comics I’m most excited about. More Red Rocket!  

Mister Terrific
I’m not a big JSA fan so all I know about this series is that the guy is terrific, and prefers the Mister spelling over Mr.

Captain Atom
I don’t think we need this, why can’t he just chill with the JLI?

DCU Presents:
An anthology. This could be good or terrible or mediocre. As you can tell I’m really making a statement about this comic